Today I watched the humans for 3 hours. In that time frame, I observed them reaching for snacks twelve times, and not once was I offered any. I need to acquire new humans.
Of course I already knew this. Just yesterday I managed to lul the bigger human into rubbing my belly. When it brought it's head near, I seized my opportunity.
With my flailing cacti of doom, I struck several blows, before it managed to squirm away. Fortunately I had a chance to observe some of its escape moves. I will meditate on this. Perhaps I will attack next in its sleep.
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