Face Kick

So yesterday morning, Mario, (our cat) was rolling around, and I thought it was really cute. So I leaned down, and rubbed my face on his belly. This promptly activated his murder button. I pulled back, but he was attached to my hat, kicking me in the face.


It was then that I realized my super-hero like grappling skills work better when my opponent is not a hyper active cactus. Fortunately, my scruffy face acted like armor and thwarted much of the strikes.


While I managed to get away this time, I fear I may have given him ideas of how to defeat me in future skirmishes. I worry he might test my abilities while I sleep.